Subject: Gays In A Traffic Accident

Two gays were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car. 

"Get that idiot's details, Bruce", the gay driving the car tells his partner.

Bruce goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking red-neck.
"I'd like your name and address" Bruce says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance" 
The brute looks at Bruce disdainfully.... "F@#k you", he says, "S@#k my dick". 
Bruce runs back to his car and says excitedly: "Adrian............
 I think he wants to settle out of court!!!"

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