MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS

> American Spaceman is called Astronaut
> Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
> Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
>
> Malaysian Spaceman? - Can-or-naut!
>
>
> Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential
> can-a-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one
> Chinese.
>
> Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous
> mission. How much do you think you should be paid?"
>
> Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."
> "Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
> "Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu.
>
> "That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you...please ask the Malay
> guy to come here,"
>
> So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
>
> "Alamak!...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.
>
> "Two million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you
> asked for only one million."
>
>
> "You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15
> children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am
> gone...!"
>
>
> "I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"
>
>
> The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very
> risky mission, how much do you want?"
> Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million."
>
> Mahathir appears shocked. "What?!? 3 million! Why so much?"
>
>
> Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear,
> "Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more
> million to send that aneh into space lah!"

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