Marketing Concepts
> A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-
> 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
>"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
> 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
>One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
>"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.
> 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
>telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
>Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
> 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
>your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the
>door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
>offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
>That's Public Relations.
> 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
>says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand
>Recognition.
> 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
>I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your
>face. - That's Customer Feedback.
> 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
>"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
>- That's demand and supply gap.
> 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
>you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich.
>Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating
>into your market share.
> 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
>you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's
>restriction for entering new markets.
> 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
>"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
> 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
>One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
>"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.
> 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
>telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
>Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
> 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
>your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the
>door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
>offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
>That's Public Relations.
> 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
>says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand
>Recognition.
> 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
>I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your
>face. - That's Customer Feedback.
> 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
>"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
>- That's demand and supply gap.
> 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
>you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich.
>Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating
>into your market share.
> 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
>you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's
>restriction for entering new markets.
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