WHAT WHACKY QUOTES
If necessity is the mother of invention, then frustration is the father of masturbation!
Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger!
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... POINTLESS!
The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are save, Divided we are fucked.
Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes.
Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's still got you by the balls
Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger!
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... POINTLESS!
The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are save, Divided we are fucked.
Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes.
Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's still got you by the balls
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