WHAT WHACKY QUOTES

If necessity is the mother of invention, then frustration is the father of masturbation!

Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger!

Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... POINTLESS!

The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are save, Divided we are fucked.

Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes.

Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!

All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.

The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's still got you by the balls

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