Yes...Australia welcomes you....enjoy~

A Chinese man decides to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai .

He bought a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in,
the friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new
guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he
sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these
'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another
'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet
another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next
door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way,
...pause...., and then put his head next to the
bull's bum.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and
says,
'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighbor hood, and see you running
around the yard after hens.
The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today
you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit
on you.'

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these Australian
Customs.'

'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian
customs.'

Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man,
'He say to become true Australian, I must learn to

..... chase chicks,
..... get piss drunk,

and .... listen to bull-shit.'

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