Selling salt in the graveyard under a tree

seller selling salt in the graveyard under a tree  
hantu: how much?
seller: $50 per gram
hantu: nabeh, an zhua ai nei gui?
seller: 7% GST  
hantu: simi si GST?
seller: Go Squeeze Them
hantu: even ghosts? knn

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