questions a husband should never ask his wife.

>> >> >I'm sure you'll never ask your Mom or your Wife this question all
>> >>>your life.... after you've read this mail:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>A father came home and found his three children outside, still in
>> >>>their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
>>
>> >>>strewn all around the front yard.
>> >>>
>> >>>The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
>> >>>house and there was no sign of the dog.
>> >>>
>> >>>Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had
>> >>>been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
>> >>>
>> >>>In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon , and the
>> >>>family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
>> >>>
>> >>>In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on
>>
>> >>>the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on
>> >>>the floor,a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of
>> >>>sand
>> >> spread by
>> >>>the back door.
>> >>>
>> >>>He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
>>
>> >>>clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill,or that
>> >>>something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of
>> >>>water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside
>> >>>he
>> >> found wet
>> >>>towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.
>> >>>
>> >>>Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared
>> >>>over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his
>> wife
>> >>>still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
>> >>>
>> >>>She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked
>> >>>at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>>She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come
>> >>>home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
>> >>>
>> >>>"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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