Malaysian Hell

A Malaysian dies and goes to hell.There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country.He goes first to the German hell and asks: "What do
they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks
out the American hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.Then the Malaysian devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
many people waiting to get in? "
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen for teh-tarik..."

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