Fwd: CNA Joke - ah lee die and meet saint peter

saint peter looks at his record and says "wow you have done a good job during your life Singapore, but this two casinos destroyed your credits and I really duuno whether to put you in Heaven or Hell, i tell you what I will let you see first, you wants see the computer or get the physical experience?"

ah lee thinking to himself, physical might be strenuous, "ok I choose the computer ". "Suit yourself then" say saint peter and boom a gigantic screen appears in front of him, he saw the angles flying around the cloud playing harps, singing praise to God. After watching for 15 minutes, he got bored, just then the screen switch to hell, he saw a beautiful white beach with many beautiful girls, and he notice an old friend Ah Ng partying with the girls, when he saw ah lee, he says, "hey, join me brother, lets have fun". Behind the beach was a 36 holes golf course with exclusive suites, and he saw another old friend ah Goh enjoying golf.

Just then saint peter interrupts with his back facing the screen, "so what is your choice? Heaven or Hell?" ah lee reply, "Heaven is a nice place, but i think i will have a better time in hell". "mmm.... all right, thats your choice". Saint peter turns around to switch off the computer and he says "oh dear, who switch on the screen saver". just as he touch the mouse, lake of fire appear in the screen.

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