Fwd: Flu Shot

 

Better than a Flu 
Shot!  


 

  Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married. She was 
admired for her sweetness

And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

Came to call on her and she showed him 
into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while 
she prepared tea..

As he sat facing her old  Hammond 
organ,

The young minister

Noticed a   cute glass 
bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled

With water, and in the water 
Floated, of all things, a 
condom!

When she returned

With tea and 
scones,

They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his 
curiosity

About the bowl of water and its 
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer 
resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about 
this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it 
wonderful?

I was walking through

The Park a few months ago

And I found this little package on the 
ground.

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent 
the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 
 

If you don't send 
this

To five GOOD 
friends

Right away

There will be

Five fewer people

Smiling in the 
world.

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