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 区别



  *医生和强盗的区别*
*The differences between Robbers and Doctors..

强盗通常只在晚上做案，医生却全天候抢钱；*
*Robber normally rob at night, Doctors rob every moment of the days.

强盗风里来雨里去四处流，医生冬天暖夏天凉环境优雅；*
*Robber will be loitering all over and look for shelter when it
rains,Doctors lives in comfort.

你把钱交给强盗是为了活命，你为了活命而把钱交给医生；*
*You gave money to robbers for your life, you gave money for life to
doctors.

强盗只能抢光你身上的财富，医生却能抢光你一生的积蓄*
*Robbers rob all your belongs , doctors takes away your life long savings.

强盗只会逼你掏钱，医生却能逼你借债；*
*Robbers force you to dig your pockets,doctors force you to take loan for
life.

你碰上强盗作案可以破财消灾，你碰上医生抢钱却得倾家荡产；*
*You meet robbers you need to give what you have,you meet doctors you have
to give all your hard earn belongings.

强盗作案时胆战心惊小心翼翼，医生抢钱时理直气壮无所顾忌；*
*Robbers carefully,quitely steal your money, doctors daringly,openly takes
your money.

强盗还怕你人多势众，医生却连**也照抢不误；*
*Robbers afraid of you having a lot of people,doctors careless how many you
have and even rob all of you.

你被强盗抢了可以报警，你被医生抢了只能认命；*
*When you are robbed by ribbers you can make a police report,when you are
rob by doctors you had to live with it.

强盗作案是把自己打扮成魔鬼，医生抢钱时把自己伪装成天使；*
*Robber are ghost when robbing you,doctors are angels when robbing you.

强盗抢光你的钱他逃跑，医生抢光你的钱叫你滚蛋；*
*Robber after robbing you will run away,doctors after robbing you will ask
you to get loss.

强盗抢多了叫数额巨大得枪毙，医生钱抢多了称贡献突出受表彰；*
*Robber who robs you a large summ will be fire squad, doctor who robs all
yours will be accredited in Hall of Fame.

你把强盗杀了叫正当防卫，你把医生宰了叫违法犯罪；*
*You kill a robber for protection, you kill a doctor you will be prisoned.

医生一辈子也许不会被强盗抢，强盗一生中肯定会被医生抢；*
*Doctors will never be rob by robbers but robbers will definitely be rob by
doctors.

医生上辈子肯定是强盗，强盗下辈子一定想做医生。*
*Last generation all doctors are robbers,all robbers will definitely wish to
be doctorsl
*

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