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Mind Your Private Part
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare because we care!"
The saddest part of a man's body is his balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Until Death!"
What is the difference between a chick and a baby?
Chick is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.
What's the difference between a Bomb & a Condom?
In a bomb blast, the population decreases, BUT in a condom blast, the population increases.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Until Death!"
What is the difference between a chick and a baby?
Chick is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.
What's the difference between a Bomb & a Condom?
In a bomb blast, the population decreases, BUT in a condom blast, the population increases.
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