Fwd: Fw: FW: Maid wants more salary

 The Filipina maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked:

 

'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

 

Maria: 'Well, Mam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

 

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

 

Maria: 'Your husband say so.'

 

Wife: 'Oh.'

 

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

 

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?'

 

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

 

Wife: 'Oh.

 

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

 

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

 

Maria: 'No Mam... Your driver say.'

 

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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