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 BIN LADEN SAID: CHINA IS THE WORLD'S ONLY COUNTRY

 

  Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot 
  mess with.
 
  The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese
  with the following results:
 
 
  One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest
  gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic
  bridge;
 
  One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in
  the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two
  hours;
 
  One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb
  remote control was stolen;
 
  One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was
  EastTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
 
  One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people
  dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but even
  after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the
  bombing. He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false
  victory and was executed.(this is the most pathetic!);
 
  One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offthe train, a
  motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the
  bomb) from him;
 
  One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the
  hospital in a state of coma.  Doctors said it was the result of him
  eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake
  alcohol, and would possibly  turn into  a "vegetable" (vegetative
  state);
 
  Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan
  Island, but she was cheated into prostitution!
 
  Finally, bin Laden hasto say: Remember!! China is the world's only country
  we absolutely cannot mess with!
 
  Hahaha. . . . .this is hilarious!
  

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