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BIN LADEN SAID: CHINA IS THE WORLD'S ONLY COUNTRY
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot
mess with.
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese
with the following results:
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest
gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic
bridge;
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in
the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two
hours;
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb
remote control was stolen;
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was
EastTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people
dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but even
after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the
bombing. He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false
victory and was executed.(this is the most pathetic!);
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offthe train, a
motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the
bomb) from him;
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the
hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him
eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake
alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative
state);
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan
Island, but she was cheated into prostitution!
Finally, bin Laden hasto say: Remember!! China is the world's only country
we absolutely cannot mess with!
Hahaha. . . . .this is hilarious!
mess with.
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese
with the following results:
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest
gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic
bridge;
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in
the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two
hours;
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb
remote control was stolen;
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was
EastTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people
dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but even
after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the
bombing. He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false
victory and was executed.(this is the most pathetic!);
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offthe train, a
motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the
bomb) from him;
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the
hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him
eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake
alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative
state);
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan
Island, but she was cheated into prostitution!
Finally, bin Laden hasto say: Remember!! China is the world's only country
we absolutely cannot mess with!
Hahaha. . . . .this is hilarious!
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