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THINK & ACCEPT??????? ....
1. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all of your life
2. School: A place where papa pays and son plays
3. Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give sleeping pills.
4. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master.
5. Tears: A sort of hydraulic force in which masculine willpower
is defeated by the feminine waterpower.
6. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the Students without passing
Through 'the minds of either'.
7. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
8. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
9. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
11. Father: A banker provided by nature.
12. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when
you are early.
13. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and
14. Doctor: A person who kills your ill(s) by pills, but kills you by bills.
15. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
16. Smile: A curve that can set (or make) a lot of things straight.
17. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
18. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
19. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
20. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and
21. Experience: The name that men give to their mistakes.
22. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
23. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after.
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