Fwd: FW: Singular & Plural

 Suami: Ayang, abang nak kahwin lain boleh?

Isteri: Boleh, tapi syaratnya kena belajar grammar English dulu.

Suami: Errr... Aaaa, Ok2.

Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural", kan?

Suami : Betul...

... Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars pula sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural tu kan?

Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang..

Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?

Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" je, kan?

Lalu si suami pun membatalkan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi...

 

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