9 Stories..

Story No:01

Husband climbs on the bed naked.
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin. U want to take it orally or
as an injection.

Story No:02
Three fastest means of communication:
1. E-Mail
2. Telephone
3. Television
4. Tell-a-woman

Story No:03
One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: " Every time u work, I gotta 7-9
days off!"
KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9
months leave".

Story No:04
A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll, 3rd wife - China doll, 2nd wife - Barbie doll & 1st wife - Guess What? Panadol

Story No:05
Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says to wife: "Look at that
75kg of pure dynamite".

Wife replies: "It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse".

Story No:06
Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like
condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when
you are down.

Story No:07
Man tell MP: My son's a drug addict, my daughte's a prostitute, and my
wife's a gambler.
MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.

Story No:08
What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool??
Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high compared to the time you
spend inside them!!!

Story No:09
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering where you keep your
money to pay taxi fare."

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