Check Your Garbage

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master
bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful,
disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me, the
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want
a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
least listen to what happened"

"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young
lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed
her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin,
not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not
eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor
thing, practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked
her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes, so I threw her clothes away. Since
she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for
a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight
on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary
and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the
pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not
wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you
bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after
you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues
his story . . . . . "The young woman was very grateful to me and I
walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around
and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you
have anything else that your wife does not use?"

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