Prospective Indian Son-in-law

> Ad from Bangalore - just in case you guys are looking for an Indian
> son-in-law
>
>
> Dear Madame,
>
> I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru.
>
> Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to
> press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
>
> I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
> tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because
> I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like
> cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come
> running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is
> scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
>
> I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
> jolly. I am gay.
>
> Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
> giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on
> top. That is how nice I am.
>
> I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
> sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym
> and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If
> you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in
> the gym.
>
> I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
> you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.
>
> What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That
> is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house
> and take my things into your hand.
>
> If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
> very hardly every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in
> the gym.
>
> If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press
> you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head in between
> your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am
> waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
>
> Hope you will be Expecting, soon to meet me.
>
>
> Yours and ever hoping,
> TVM

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