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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived up
in
Heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, though, it seems
we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a
Human Resources Manager make it this far, and we're not really sure what to
do with you."

"No worries, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",
said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
a lift and it went down-down-down to Hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and in
front of her were all her fellow executive friends that she had worked with,
and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran
up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They
played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where
she enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was
actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time
telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she
knew
it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as
she got on the lift.

The lift went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found
St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he
said.

So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing
the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24
hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in
Hell
and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now you must choose your eternity". The
woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well,! I never thought I would
say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great, but I had a better time in
Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the lift and again she went
down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the lift opened she found
herself
standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw that
her
friends were dressed in rags and picking up garbage and putting it in
sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't
understand, yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country
club
and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a
waste
and and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her and smiled.
"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."

The moral of this story:
Never believe what you see in the company or what they promised you.
It turns out to be shit always.

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