Playing with Trains

Mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you b*astards who
want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And
all of you b*astards who are getting on, get you're a*ss in the
train cause we're going down the tracks."

The Mother walked into the room where her son was playing and said
"we don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the
little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to
store all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those
of you who are p!ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your
complaints to the fat b!tch in the kitchen."

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