Jokes Collected From Emails

"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... it's women who make it hard."

.... Man asks his doctor, "Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?" The doctor replies,   "Yes. The first 3 months will be just like normal the next three months you should do it like dog and the last three months you should do it like tiger ….   The man replies "Tiger? I don't know that method."   The doctor explains …..   "Like Tiger Woods" " Sleep with other women."   __._,_.___  

Yesterday I went to buy joss sticks and joss paper to pray for my ancestors.  The towkay asked me if I want to buy paper iphone to burn for my ancestors. I said they know how to use or not? He said Steve Jobs already there, can teach them to use. I said ok loh.  He asked want to buy casing? I also said ok.  Next he asked me if I wanted Bluetooth? I said might as well loh.  What about charger? I said need charger meh? He said of course lah, after battery no power how? So I bought the charger also.  Then I asked for his name card. He said why you need my name card? I said I burn for my ancestors. For warranty claim, they will contact you direct.