Jokes Collected From Emails

A rich man living in Darwin decided to throw a party and invited all of  his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in  the neighbourhood.  The party was held around the enormous pool in the  backyard of the host's mansion.            Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,  oysters, from the BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host  said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a >  million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'     The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and  everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc,  jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of  stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and  flipping the croc through the air like some kind of judo instructo...

Jeff and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Jeff suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Karen promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jeff out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Karen the news she said, "Karen, I have good news and bad news." "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind." "The bad news is, Jeff, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Karen replied, ...