Posts

Showing posts with the label marketing

Marketing Concepts

> A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:- > 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: >"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing. > 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. >One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: >"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising. > 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her >telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. >Marry me." - That's Telemarketing. > 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten >your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the >door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, >offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - >That's Public Relations. > 5. You...