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 Woman's Body..


Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B" .... Blouse, Bra, Bikini , Boobs.... & the lower body with a "P" .... Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy. No wonder men suffer from high BP (Blood  Pressure)

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