Jokes Collected From Emails

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning . I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me . As it turned out, she barely said good morning,let alone "Happy Birthday . " I thought . . . Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids . . . They will remember . My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word . So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent . As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered . I worked until one o'clock ,when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me . " I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest...

> > >>TRADITIONAL CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You sell one and buy a bull. > > >>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. > > >>You sell them and retire on the income. > > >> > > >>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. > > >>You are surprised when the cow drops dead. > > >> > > >>A FRENCH CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You go on strike because you want three cows. > > >> > > >>A JAPANESE CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow > and > > >>produce twenty times the milk. > > >>You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and > market > ...