How to do business with 2 cows

> > >>TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You sell one and buy a bull.
> > >>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> > >>You sell them and retire on the income.
> > >>
> > >>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
> > >>You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
> > >>
> > >>A FRENCH CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You go on strike because you want three cows.
> > >>
> > >>A JAPANESE CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
> and
> > >>produce twenty times the milk.
> > >>You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and
> market
> >
> > >>them
> > >>World-Wide.
> > >>
> > >>A GERMAN CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
> and
> > >>milk themselves.
> > >>
> > >>A BRITISH CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>Both are mad.
> > >>
> > >>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
> > >>You break for lunch.
> > >>
> > >>A SWISS CORPORATION
> > >>You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
> > >>You charge others for storing them.
> > >>
> > >>A CHINESE CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You have 300 people milking them.
> > >>You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
> > >>You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
> > >>
> > >>AN INDIAN CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You worship
> >them.
> > >>
> > >>A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
> > >>Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the
> >supply.
> > >>When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again
> and
> >now
> > >>want RM1.20.
> > >>The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
> > >>They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow
> urine
> > >>instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
> > >>
> > >>A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
> > >>You have two cows.
> > >>One cow-peh and one cow-bu

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