Eve's side of the story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God..
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have
given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging
them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix
it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you.. Now let's
see............where did I put that useless boob?"

Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that silly story about the
rib?






"Even the foolishness of God is greater than the wisdom of man".
blogger's Note:
**this does not in any way reflect on my beliefs.

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