COLIN THE ABORIGINE
A rich man living in Darwin decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. The party was held around the enormous pool in the backyard of the host's mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters, from the BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a > million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of judo instructo...