COLIN THE ABORIGINE

A rich man living in Darwin decided to throw a party and invited all of
 his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in
 the neighbourhood.  The party was held around the enormous pool in the
 backyard of the host's mansion.

           Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
 oysters, from the BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host
 said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a >
 million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'
    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
 everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc,
 jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing
all kinds of
 stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and
 flipping the croc through the air like some kind of judo instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere.  Both Colin and the
 croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin strangled the croc and
 let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
    Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring
 at him in disbelief for a few seconds and then a tremendous cheer went up.

    The host rushed over to Colin and said, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe
 you a million dollars.'
    'Nah, you all right boss, it's too much, I don't want it ,' said Colin.
 The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
 How about half a million bucks then?'

    'No thanks... I don't want it,' answered Colin. The host said, 'Come
 on, I insist on giving you something.  That was amazing.  How about a new
 Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

    Again, Colin said "No, thanks boss." Confused, the rich man asked,
 'Well Colin, there must be something you've always wanted, what would you like
 to have most of all?"

    Colin said, 'Just the name of the bastard who pushed me in...'

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