Three Malaysian Contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Parliament house.; one from  MIC  another from  MCA  and the third, from UMNO 
They go with a government official to examine the fence. 
  
The  MIC  contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.' 
  
The  MCA  contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.' 
  
The  UMNO  contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the Government official and whispers, '$2,700'. 
  
The official, incredulous, whispers, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?' 
  
The  UMNO  contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from MCA  to fix the fence.' 
  
'Done!' replies the government official. 
  
And that friends, is how it all works! 

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