Jokes Collected From Emails

*Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice *Son : "I will choose my own bride!" *Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case...ok" *Next Father approaches Bill Gates. *Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" *Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. *Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!!

> > >>TRADITIONAL CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You sell one and buy a bull. > > >>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. > > >>You sell them and retire on the income. > > >> > > >>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. > > >>You are surprised when the cow drops dead. > > >> > > >>A FRENCH CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You go on strike because you want three cows. > > >> > > >>A JAPANESE CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow > and > > >>produce twenty times the milk. > > >>You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and > market > ...