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How to do business with 2 cows

> > >>TRADITIONAL CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You sell one and buy a bull. > > >>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. > > >>You sell them and retire on the income. > > >> > > >>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. > > >>You are surprised when the cow drops dead. > > >> > > >>A FRENCH CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You go on strike because you want three cows. > > >> > > >>A JAPANESE CORPORATION > > >>You have two cows. > > >>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow > and > > >>produce twenty times the milk. > > >>You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and > market > ...