Jokes Collected From Emails

An ang moh(Foreigner) touring Hong Kong had been told by his friends back home that one could get really good bargains on cloths but that one would have to be careful. This gentleman went bargain-hunting and chanced upon a well-established shop. When he found a branded shirt that cost half the price of what was being sold back home, he rubbed his hands in glee. Having been warned of cheap shirts, he began to scrutinise the shirt carefully and smiled when he saw a label that was sewn on the shirt. It read " Guarantee No Shrink ". Convinced that he had indeed found a great bargain, he went ahead and bought half a dozen shirts. Back at the hotel, he took out the shirts and sent them to the laundry. He was eager to put them on and see some envious faces in his tour group. When the shirts returned from the hotel laundry, he was shock that all of them had shrunk by at least three sizes ! He looked at the label again ...

The Husband Store in NY >>> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a >> woman >>> may go to choose a husband. >>> >>> Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store >>> operates. >>> >>> "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the >> attributes >>> of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. >>> >>> There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular >> floor, >>> or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except >>> to >>> exit the building!" >>> >>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. >>> >>> On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - >>> >>> These men have jobs. >>> >>> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - ...