The Husband Store in NY

The Husband Store in NY
>>> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
>> woman
>>> may go to choose a husband.
>>>
>>> Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
>>> operates.
>>>
>>> "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
>> attributes
>>> of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
>>>
>>> There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
>> floor,
>>> or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except
>>> to
>>> exit the building!"
>>>
>>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>>>
>>> On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 -
>>>
>>> These men have jobs.
>>>
>>> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 -
>>>
>>> These men have jobs and love kids.
>>>
>>> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 -
>>>
>>> These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow,"
>>> she
>>> thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>>>
>>> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -
>>>
>>> These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help
>>> with
>>> the housework.
>>>
>>> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>>>
>>> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -
>>>
>>> These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
>>> housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>>>
>>> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
>>> reads: Floor 6 -
>>>
>>> You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
>>>
>>> There are no men on this floor.
>>>
>>> This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>>>
>>> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.