BLESSED ALOHA

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined
to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went
to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on
beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when
a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father,
good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them
individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day,
they went back to the store & bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs to
enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde,
wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again, she nodded at each of them, said "good morning, Father" and
started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a
minute young lady." "Yes," she replied. "We are priests, and proud of
it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests,
dressed as we are?"

You're going to love this one...........


The blonde turned around and replied, "Father, it's me, Sister
Angela."

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