Management Lessons

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A
small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?" The eagle
answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle
and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate
it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.

Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got
the energy." "Well,
why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. "They're
packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung, and found it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of
the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there.

Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
cold; the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While
he was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he
was.
The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and
came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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