City Bus Lingo

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus..
A curious passenger asks the bus driver what the odd motions were all about
The driver explains "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is
five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was
going uptown, I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus
was going to pass the milk-farm, and I told her it was going to pass the
ball-park."

The passenger interjected "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left
the bus?"

The driver continued "She replied 'Oh poo... I'm on the wrong bus!'"

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